Rib cracking post by the boss himself

Why is it that it's when I'm thirsty that acid now look like peak milk? #DY

I nearly fainted this morning when one girl told me am her friend on xender
# am still shaking
Oh Fada Lord why me?

with 2000 naira u can eat something worth 50,000 naira in Sheraton hotel....all you need do is eat, after that u tell dem u dont have shishi, they will hand u over to the police, on d way to d station just hand d 2,000 naira to the police....looks bad but works effectively # DY

I'm having 100k in my account and bae is demanding for 50 thousand naira, my dear even Jesus collect only 10% so who are you

I won 3 million jackpot today and the next day my bae got arrested and they demand 1.5million to bail her, my dear, Mandela served jail term before he became president so don't let me tamper with what God is doing in your life pls # DY

When a girl upload pix. Her main boyfriend will just like
and comment briefly such like"Beautiful". But awon
CARETAKER( aspiring boyfriends) will be shouting wow
wow wow wow, wow like an ambulance
Come shey dey swear for dem ni

You remember dat heartbreaking moment when your primary
school teacher said u're good for nothing & can't go far in life☹.
But today u're an admin in more than three Whatsapp group chat
and he is still a primary school teacher.......
My dear you made it .

How will u cook a pack of indomie with 100 rodo, 10 tomato, 50 tatase and 150 alligator pepper and say u want to pepper dem (me) gang, are you mad?


What would you do if someone tries this nonsense with you in a bus:-
A guy asked me to help him complete his tfare so I gave him N200. The idiot bought gala and Pepsi right in my presence