Hilariously funny post from the internet

All this girls that will tell their B.F "I'm not ready
for sex''..
Mmm...my dears,y r u in a relationship n u saying
u not ready for sex.... Its like jogging n saying u
dont wanna sweat!!..
I kw you girls will say " sex is nothing when love
is involved''
I swear sex will be everything whn he starts
Fucking ur friend!!!.......

Some girls Ass be flat Like Admission form..
Yet they put on bikini and leggies trousers...
Please. What are your plans

Since I was born and now dat I am getting
old... i have never seen a girl with pimples on
instagram... Brothers have you seen???


GIRLS AND THEIR FORMINGS.......
A lecturer walked into a classroom &
told all the students that there will
be an
emergency test.
He Went straight to the chalk board
& wrote the instructions as follows:
i. Time is 15 minutes
ii. No copying
iii. No cancellation of answers
iv. Once it's time walk away from
Your desk.
He told the students to get ready;
that it will be a very simple two
questions.
1. List four of your favourite food.
Immediately students started
writing...
Boys were writing Eba, Pounded
yam, rice, beans, fufu (I wrote
Abacha) etc..
The girls were busy writing
Hotdogs, Pizza, Shawarma, Burger,
Vanilla ice cream etc...
All the ladies were happy until they
saw the final question.
2. Explain how to prepare your
favourite meal as listed in question
One.
"chai zanders"
See girls and cancellation,
They cancelled all their first answer
and start changing it to: Yam and
Beans, White Rice, Egg, Tea, Akamu,
Indomie, Dodo.....
Do you know what?.......
Someone even wrote hot water.

If you want to talk to your babe and you ave 20
naira on your phone!!
Just call her and say with a harsh voice..
"so you think I would not find out abi?!"
Cut the call!.............
....! Balance well... Cross your legs and wait for
her call
#boiScope ...